Have you seen our shit clients say board?

At the office, we don’t use whiteboards much. We’ve got plenty of glass surfaces. When we need to brainstorm, we just take a marker and scribble on the glass. Then we snap a picture to remember what we said during the meeting.

We do use one board though. It’s the #shitclientssay board. A hall of fame of sorts. Something we have a look at each time we want to start banging our heads against the wall.

Shit clients say

Our shit clients say white board

If you’re like us, your clients probably come up with some ridiculous stuff.

Jokes aside – clients and projects have a habit of going a bit haywire if you don’t keep yourself and your team organized. Consequences can really be dire: loss-making projects or clients breaking up with you in a huff. Not fun.

But who on earth wants to “manage”? We’re creatives. We love creating. This “managing” business is a waste of our time.

BeeWits was born out of our frustration of having to manage both our clients and our projects. We wanted to create a tool where we spent less time “managing” and more time doing the things we love. Creating. So go and create and use BeeWits to actually manage your projects.

Still, it’s good to see the funny side of things now and then 😉  We’re gathering stories from creatives all over the globe – Do you have your own client stories? Share your #shitclientssay quotes with us on Twitter to join the fun!



Epic Quote 1:

Shit Clients Say - I Don't Like the color red

I don’t like the color red – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 2:

Can you make it exactly like this thing I saw on Pinterest

Can you make it exactly like this thing I saw on Pinterest – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 3:

Hey, just calling to let you know I’m about to send you an email – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 4:

I don’t care about branding! I just want to get my name out there – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 5:

I want a huge Facebook button on every page – click for hi-res version



Epic Quote 6:

Sorry, we have more final final changes – click for hi-res version

 

Epic Quote 7:

I don’t like it, but I don’t know why – click for hi-res version

 

Epic Quote 8:

Can’t you just find an image on Google? – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 9:

What does ‘300px wide’ mean? – click for hi-res version

 

Epic Quote 10:

Can’t you just copy and paste it in? – click for hi-res version

 

Epic Quote 11:

*Friday Afternoon* We have 30 images we need retouched by Monday to print – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 12:

I’ll know what I want when I see it – click for hi-res version



 

Epic Quote 13:

Can you find a Shutterstock photo that looks less like a stock photo? – click for hi-res version

Epic Quote 14..?

Not so fast 🙂 … we’ll be releasing more epic quotes over the new few weeks, so stay tuned for more!

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